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vriskafuckingserket:

fortknots:

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This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

madiniwa:

Gus and Burnie weren’t on the podcast today and the kids really let loose on the butt talk. I implore you to watch it when you can if you haven’t already. 

madiniwa:

Gus and Burnie weren’t on the podcast today and the kids really let loose on the butt talk. I implore you to watch it when you can if you haven’t already. 

kingkimochi:

idk if yuni’s mouth actually has sharp mangled teeth, but it looks cool.

kingkimochi:

idk if yuni’s mouth actually has sharp mangled teeth, but it looks cool.

susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

fluffixation:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

My idea of household heaven right here.

fluffixation:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

My idea of household heaven right here.

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

officialjeffgoldblum:

one time i ran into my professor on the street and my hair was blue at the time and she recommended that i watch blue is the warmest color and i was like cool this is going to be a movie about hair

saw this in the park

saw this in the park

reppin my cephalopods

reppin my cephalopods

justblacklistme:

THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG

oeste:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction