This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR
Gus and Burnie weren’t on the podcast today and the kids really let loose on the butt talk. I implore you to watch it when you can if you haven’t already.
idk if yuni’s mouth actually has sharp mangled teeth, but it looks cool.
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
The perfect cuddling couch.
That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.
My idea of household heaven right here.
The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
one time i ran into my professor on the street and my hair was blue at the time and she recommended that i watch blue is the warmest color and i was like cool this is going to be a movie about hair
THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG
do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction